(This section to be preserved for my kids when they become parents and try to claim, "but we never did that when we were kids")
-None of the kids seem capable of putting the cap back on the toothpaste.
-Do none of the kids know how to put a dish in the dishwasher? I don't even want them to be rinsed, just slide them in there.
-Just wade through the bedroom floor. Ignore all crunching noises. If that toy was precious to them they wouldn't have left it on the floor.
-Stuffing coming out of the cat scratches on the ends of the couch.
-That big popsicle stain on the living room carpet.
-My towels are the only ones hung up on the bathroom. Where are the rest? And why do my towels have toothpaste smears on them ... just at child mouth height.
-Since when was the bathroom sink designated to be a science center? What is that goo in there?
-I don't want to know what it going on every time a child yells, "That is disgusting!" from another room.
-Stuffing coming out of the cat scratches on the ends of the couch.
-That big popsicle stain on the living room carpet.
-My towels are the only ones hung up on the bathroom. Where are the rest? And why do my towels have toothpaste smears on them ... just at child mouth height.
-Since when was the bathroom sink designated to be a science center? What is that goo in there?
-I don't want to know what it going on every time a child yells, "That is disgusting!" from another room.
-Randomly stepping in piles of cold, wet cat vomit.
-The nice sock I ran over with the lawnmower in the front yard.
More to come...
